step 1: make sure wound is healed.
step 2: place hot (sanitary) rag on area that stitches shall be removed for about ten minutes (or run your hand under the faucet for less then a minute due to lack of patience. done.)
step 3: cut stitches, away from the knot, with nail clippers.
step 4: use tweezers to grab just under the knot. slide the stitch out.
step 5: clean wound.
step 6: place sponge bob band-aid on, almost healed, booboo.
ps - if you have the time, or money, to go to the doctor to get two stitches removed, by all means, go for it.