Wednesday, November 26, 2008

thanksgiving


it wouldn't be so awesome if they weren't eating big bird.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Sunday, November 23, 2008

unfortunate

wait... since when did cartoon network stop playing cartoons and start playing spiderman? what the fuck? are they going the way of mtv and turning upon their network name?

sadness.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

game.on


my new balance 903s are here to finally replace my fucking terrible nike zooms, which caused way more problems then they were worth.


Thursday, November 20, 2008

UPDATED.portfolio

check the site.


new: 
- pyxx
- photos
- sexy typography
- resume

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

business email

my business email is now:

matt.koulermos@gmail.com

send any inquiries there.
www.mattkoulermos.com

Monday, November 17, 2008

update updated

redundant? no. i'm updating you that the update of mattkoulermos.com is getting close to being complete. the new site is not posted yet. it will not go up until i finish tweaking and resizing all the remaining content.

there will be new photos, new ad work, and the functionality of the site has been reworked. i have also downsized the frame so you fuckups with small monitors and retarded resolutions can clearly see it. yeah. i'm talkin to you random grandmother in milwaukee who clicked this link by mistake.

the site will be up fo sho after this week, if not sooner.
expect fireworks and random monitor explosions.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

obama's market effect

e*trade takes a look at what might be obama's plan of action upon entering the white house, and how this may effect your portfolio.

https://us.etrade.com/e/t/jumppage/viewjumppage?PageName=election_commentary&SC=TDMCWEB&SC=020E51FF00654DCA00830B12

(two-thirds of the way down it even suggests what stocks may begin to benefit in the current economy/ political environment)

Monday, November 10, 2008

responsibility.

Amazon.com - Customer Review
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
Accurate two out of two pregnancies, February 20, 2008
By annakate
They are so inexpensive, I use one of these every time I wonder if I could possibly be pregnant. If I want to go out for some drinks, I like to make sure I'm not pregnant beforehand, I'll take a test. It's very easy to use (could be a smidge more messy than the super fancy test, like the $15 versions, because you have to pee in a cup rather than directly on the stick- but I've never had a problem). I've never had a false positive, but I have had two true positives- once with my first baby, and once, just recently, with my current pregnancy. When you can buy 50 of them for the price of 1 or 2 EPTs, why bother?!?!? It's not like you'll never have a late period again!

niiiiiiiiice. anna kate claims she didn't post this. i 10% believe her.

true link.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

reformat/ convenient construction

november brings change. i will be reformatting my site (who cares about some dude headed to the white house? he won't be taking effect until january!).

i will not be posting the new version for about a month. when it's complete, i am giving you fair warning, it might just blow your mind. so be careful in the coming weeks. stay calm. stay alert. the update is arriving soon.



hopefully i can catch a free sunday or two and crank this shit sooner then later.

how to remove your own stitches

step 1: make sure wound is healed.

step 2: place hot (sanitary) rag on area that stitches shall be removed for about ten minutes (or run your hand under the faucet for less then a minute due to lack of patience. done.)

step 3: cut stitches, away from the knot, with nail clippers.

step 4: use tweezers to grab just under the knot. slide the stitch out.

step 5: clean wound.

step 6: place sponge bob band-aid on, almost healed, booboo.

the end.


ps - if you have the time, or money, to go to the doctor to get two stitches removed, by all means, go for it.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

officially accepted to boston

just got the official acceptance of my entry for the 2009 Boston Marathon.

fucking game on.

mtn bike

is complete.



though it still can't touch my raleigh, it's a great bike for boulder.

it took some fixing, but it's finally finished.

Monday, November 3, 2008

why conservatives are douchebags

" Complaints have surfaced in predominantly African-American neighborhoods of Philadelphia where fliers have circulated, warning voters they could be arrested at the polls if they had unpaid parking tickets or if they had criminal convictions.

Over the weekend in Virginia, bogus fliers with an authentic-looking commonwealth seal said fears of high voter turnout had prompted election officials to hold two elections — one on Tuesday for Republicans and another on Wednesday for Democrats."

if something isn't turning out your way, it doesn't mean you should cheat to tip the scales - especially coming from conservatives whose morals are set in the 'good' ways of christianity.

it's sad how many of these people think of themselves as just, yet hold a double standard to the rest of the world. they can not except their defeat, or that people want social change. do they not remember why this happening? this movement has been caused by putting that grade-a fuckup, w, in office. he was the one who so heavily contributed to placing our nation in this situation (where electing any democrat looks so appealing).

stop your cheap tricks you conservative douchebags. it is not 1095 ce. the christian crusades are over. stop justifying your backwards, outdated, ideals that are selected to fit any situation that benefits you from a 2000+ year old book of distortions and hallucinations of what 'might' have happened.

this country could use a huge dose of socialism. where has capitalism gotten us? fat. dumb. choking on our air. a select few obscenely wealthy. sweet job republicans. keep that american dream alive.

read the article that started this rant.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

next step

this one is not coming tomorrow... or next month... maybe next year...

i said that if i could qualify for boston, then i could run an ironman. i did a half distance a year and a half ago, but wanted to make sure i would be able to handle the marathon portion on the end of the full race.

i do not naturally run a 7:15 for twenty-six miles. it took eight months of training and focus, but i knew if i could get my time down from my previous 7:59 miles, that i would then be able to stick to an ironman plan.

i will be running boston this coming spring. then, pending work/ school situation, i will either convert my training back to multi-sport, and do an ironman winter 2009 (in the south), or continue on with marathon training, do nyc, and then train for an ironman 2010.

regardless, this is the tri-bike i will buy and race with.


the cervelo p3 carbon... it costs $3000+. thus why i need a job before i get into this business. my raleigh grad prix just won't cut it anymore.

yes, i do realize i could buy a mediocre used car for that price, but what's the accomplishment in that?